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What You Get When You Marry...
* A chef? (You get buttered up.)
* A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
* A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
* A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
* A trashman? (He dumps you.)
* A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
* A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
* A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
* An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
* An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
* A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
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