pookhabear
76 / male port st lucie, Florida, US
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Another blonde one
LOCAL GIRL TRIES TO END HER LIFE.....
A young blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she
decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went down
to
the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome
young
sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the dock, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off
to Europe in the morning and, if you like, I can stow you away on my
ship.
I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving
closer, he
slipped his arm around her shoulders and added, "I'll keep you happy,
and
you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh
start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the
captain.
"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get
food
and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Empress Casino, and
we
never leave Joliet."
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