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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
Which dog would you be. I'd be the Golden retriever
....does it take to change a light bulb?
Another oldie but goodie
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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| December 10, 2007, 07:52 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
Now I know why I'm a cat. meow I'll take a nap and let you know later. 
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| December 10, 2007, 16:33 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
I always like dogs more, but ma you could chg my mind, sorry PA. Bad boy Pook 
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| December 10, 2007, 16:48 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ December 10, 2007, 16:33)
As a cat person myself, I wouldnt care about any old lightbulb, just so long as I can curl up and have a nap. I'll do it when i want to do, not when i'm expected to do it!!! 
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| December 10, 2007, 17:08 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (cjroxy @ December 10, 2007, 17:08)
Now I really like cats  Sorry CJ and PA 
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| December 10, 2007, 17:17 |
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Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
Jackrussell
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| December 11, 2007, 14:49 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (pookhabear @ December 10, 2007, 17:17)
OK, I see just where I stand. In the back of the line, but that's just fine. I'm used to it. 
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| December 11, 2007, 18:35 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ December 11, 2007, 18:35)
let's see how i get out of this one. The 2 of you being so equally hot , it just made cats seem that much more intriquing , nah it didn't work
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| December 11, 2007, 18:42 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (pookhabear @ December 11, 2007, 18:42)
Your right. It didn't work. But if you keep trying, you will find success, someday. 
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| December 11, 2007, 18:49 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ December 11, 2007, 18:49)
Never been much of a line guy, i'll have to work on that.
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| December 11, 2007, 19:10 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (pookhabear @ December 11, 2007, 19:10
Never been much of a line guy, i'll have to work on that. [/quote |
| December 12, 2007, 19:19 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ December 12, 2007, 19:19) |
| December 12, 2007, 21:37 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stolen from Moon, which would you be ? How many dogs
QUOTE (pookhabear @ December 12, 2007, 21:37) |
| December 13, 2007, 07:13 |
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