pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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THE VIBRATOR
AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARS A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE SEES HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED,AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! NOW PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARS THE SAME BUZZING COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVES HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER REPLIES: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, JUST GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM COMES HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, AFTER PLACING THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER SHE HEARS THE SAME BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
AS SHE ENTERS THE LIVING ROOM SHE SEES HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR LAYING NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW!!!"
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