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An impossible thing to do with our physical body
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 dragon2000
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 60 / male
 ridgewood, New Jersey, US
An impossible thing to do with our physical body
Name things that are impossible to be executed.

I cannot bite my own nose.
I cannot turn my head 360 degrees.
I cannot hold my breath for an hour.

Anything else?:
 November 4, 2004, 19:19
 hardrock1955
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 69 / male
 McGaheysville, Virginia, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
I can't lick my elbows

btw welcome dragon 2000, have fun , keep posting
 November 4, 2004, 19:26
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
Can ya lick your eye brows?

Hi Dragon
 November 4, 2004, 19:29
 hardrock1955
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 69 / male
 McGaheysville, Virginia, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
if I could I would have LOTS of girlfriends
 November 4, 2004, 19:30
 dragon2000
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 60 / male
 ridgewood, New Jersey, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
lol, hardrock.
And, I would be a porn star.
 November 4, 2004, 19:34
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
i can not kiss my own ass.
 November 4, 2004, 19:39
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
I can lick your eyebrows
 November 4, 2004, 19:40
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ November 4, 2004, 19:39)
i can not kiss my own ass.


But you can kiss mine
 November 4, 2004, 19:42
 backfromaustintx
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 66 / male
 Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ November 4, 2004, 19:26)
I can't lick my elbows

LOL HR! We used to tell our girls, when they were very young, that if they could kiss their elbows they would change into boys. The ways we torture our kids! LOL
 November 5, 2004, 02:28
 backfromaustintx
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 66 / male
 Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (dragon2000 @ November 4, 2004, 19:19)
Name things that are impossible to be executed. Anything else?:

I can't get an erection. Imagine how frustrating THAT is! STUPID PENIS
 November 5, 2004, 02:29
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ November 5, 2004, 02:29)
  QUOTE (dragon2000 @ November 4, 2004, 19:19)
Name things that are impossible to be executed. Anything else?:

I can't get an erection. Imagine how frustrating THAT is! STUPID PENIS


Have you seen the doc about that yet? Im not being a smartass but hun that can be fixed! But it will still be a stupid penis...They all are stupid...lol
 November 5, 2004, 05:09
 backfromaustintx
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 66 / male
 Burlington, Ontario, Canada
Re: Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (Tease @ November 5, 2004, 05:09)
  QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ November 5, 2004, 02:29)
  QUOTE (dragon2000 @ November 4, 2004, 19:19)
Name things that are impossible to be executed. Anything else?:

I can't get an erection. Imagine how frustrating THAT is! STUPID PENIS


Have you seen the doc about that yet? Im not being a smartass but hun that can be fixed! But it will still be a stupid penis...They all are stupid...lol

Thanks Tease. yes, I have told my doctor about it, but its seems to be the last item on her priority list of health matters. Its a side effect of my diabetes and the medication I am taking. Plus, she wants me on blood pressure meds as well!

What I am finding, is that for me, being impotent gets in the way of emotional attachment. I am interested in bed when a new relationships begins but quickly become turned off. The sex seems so 'one sided', not that it would be that way if I could perform, but lovemaking takes energy and creativity, and spending an hour or two with someone when all you are doing is pleasing her, get tiring very quickly. Then her need for sex becomes a demand in my mind, and it goes downhill from there.

My last three relationships (since Aoril) have all ended the same way - their need for sex and my aversion to it with them! Poor ladies. I think I need to lay off for awhile.

This experience corroberates my long standing theory about male intimacy in a long term relationship . I've always thought that, for most men, emotional intimacy is only attained through lovemaking with a partner. Sex can be only sex, but when intimacy is needed then that is the only way. Women seem to be able to get that emotional intimacy from just talking with friends.

Even in my marriage my need for physical release and emotional intimacy during sex ran on two seperate tracks. Masterbation took care of the former, while the latter only through lovemaking with my wife. I'd get horney and masterbate, and I'd keep doing it every day or two until my wife and I connected.

The lesson I learned? Men NEED sex with their emotional partners, and women NEED to just cuddle and/or talk with their mates.

So, the average penis really isn't that dumb after all. It knows what a guy needs even when he doesn't. Only, mine is a STUPID PENIS!

At least thats my theory, and I'm sticking to it! Here endeth the lesson. Amen!
 November 5, 2004, 05:43
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
Things will eventually work out for you hun
 November 5, 2004, 11:49
 

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Re: Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (Tease @ November 4, 2004, 19:42)
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ November 4, 2004, 19:39)
i can not kiss my own ass.


But you can kiss mine [/quote

See what I mean!!! dont know if your serious or not?????
 November 5, 2004, 14:09
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
1. flying (unassisted)
2. see or walk through objects.
3. dissapear
4. drink and breath at the same time
5. say the right things to women
6. piss while your screwing :laugh I can.t)
 November 5, 2004, 14:37
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
^^^^dont know how that happened^^^^

6. piss while your screwing:laugh I can't)
 November 5, 2004, 14:42
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
:laugh )
 November 5, 2004, 14:44
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
I guess you can't use the laugh symbol then perenthecies?
 November 5, 2004, 14:45
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (hothands @ November 5, 2004, 14:45)
I guess you can't use the laugh symbol then perenthecies?


lol...Hun its ok..I can piss while Im screwing! DOnt ask how I know
 November 5, 2004, 15:34
 

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Re: Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (Tease @ November 5, 2004, 15:34)
  QUOTE (hothands @ November 5, 2004, 14:45)
I guess you can't use the laugh symbol then perenthecies?


lol...Hun its ok..I can piss while Im screwing! DOnt ask how I know



Dont worry,,,,already know!!!!!
 November 8, 2004, 12:31
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
hehe...Im naughty sometimes
 November 8, 2004, 16:34
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
there you guys go killing the thread again....
 November 8, 2004, 17:25
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
Thats my job!
 November 8, 2004, 17:51
 hardrock1955
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 69 / male
 McGaheysville, Virginia, US
Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
it's impossible to reach out and give someone a great big comforting bear hug from 700 miles away
 November 12, 2004, 19:51
 

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Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
lick the back of my knee....
 November 12, 2004, 20:33
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ November 12, 2004, 20:33)
lick the back of my knee....


I can
 November 13, 2004, 08:37
 Tease
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 47 / female
 small town, Minnesota, US
Re: Re: Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (hothands @ November 5, 2004, 14:09)
  QUOTE (Tease @ November 4, 2004, 19:42)
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ November 4, 2004, 19:39)
i can not kiss my own ass.


But you can kiss mine [/quote

See what I mean!!! dont know if your serious or not?????


Dont know how I missed this...I was being serious! He can kiss my ass
 November 13, 2004, 10:00
 pepper
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 56 / female
 daytona, Florida, US
Re: Re: An impossible thing to do with our physical body
  QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ November 12, 2004, 20:33)
lick the back of my knee....




I can do it, bcb...but you already knew that

 November 14, 2004, 22:12

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