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Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
My wife, my nephew and myself were xmas shopping this past weekend and we had to enter an elevator at the mall. Right before the door closed, a woman and her little girl entered and the elevator started to move. Just then, the woman unloads a stealth fart (silent). I want to tell you, it had to be a combination of that truduckin she had for thanksgiving and the 6 burritos she had for lunch that was behind that! We had to wait out the ride to escape the smell.We all assumed that the little girl sh*t herself but as the door opened, she hurriedly grabbed her little girls hand and as she left, she turned to us and said "sorry"! WTF?? Sorry? 
Was she correct in apologizing or should she have just left and said nothing? What would MISS MANNERS say about that?
That is the second time that I've been a victim of a stealth bomb in an elevator! 
Has anything like this ever happened to you?
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| November 27, 2007, 08:43 |
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ShadowSpirit69
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Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
Well, Sir, you could have been a gentleman took the blame and excused yourself saying; It must have been the skunk you ate. 
I ain't Miss Manners but I believe an apology was warranted
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| November 27, 2007, 10:05 |
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Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
(Nice to see a photo, Shadow)
Well, it was brave of her to apologize, and hopefully, she had a giggle from the whole thing herself...maybe even shared the story with a few friends.
Hey,...everyone farts, and I think I heard something like on average a person farts at least five times a day. There are meds that have a side effect of causing more frequent "disturbances" and meds that reduce it for the more frequent farters...anyway, we can't NOT fart...it's just an embarrassing shame I guess, when it strikes in a crowd in small quarters.
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| November 27, 2007, 20:43 |
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Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
At least she apologized. Just let bygones be bygones, eh? 
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| November 27, 2007, 21:12 |
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Re: Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ November 27, 2007, 21:12)At least she apologized. Just let bygones be bygones, eh?
Let bygones be bygones? Are you serious? I'll never forget that face, never!! And besides, she was kinda cute and she had a great ass !! It's hard to believe that such a foul smelling, skin curdling, eye irritating, vomit inducing, paint removing, gene mutating, earth orbit altering global warmer she bestowed upon us, came from such a fine butt as that but it did!!
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| November 28, 2007, 03:43 |
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Re: Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 27, 2007, 20:43)(Nice to see a photo, Shadow)
Well, it was brave of her to apologize, and hopefully, she had a giggle from the whole thing herself...maybe even shared the story with a few friends.
Hey,...everyone farts, and I think I heard something like on average a person farts at least five times a day. There are meds that have a side effect of causing more frequent "disturbances" and meds that reduce it for the more frequent farters...anyway, we can't NOT fart...it's just an embarrassing shame I guess, when it strikes in a crowd in small quarters.
As for that study of the average person and the average number of farts per day, well, I have to consider myself waaaaaaaaayyyyyy above average!! If I told you I bet I probably fart about 50 times a day, would you say I'm bragging, being honest or just being a disgusting pig?
So CHAZZY, I value your opinion so should I seek medical attention or should just open a local chapter of some sort of frequent farters club? 
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| November 28, 2007, 03:54 |
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Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
Beano is helpful...I went through a short time with some prescribed meds once, they seemed to strongly inhibit my digestive's systems abiltiy to process sugar, carbs and starches. It was a horrible time for me, I was afraid to eat anything without beano!
I'm better now and I'm safe to share an elevator with!
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| November 28, 2007, 06:59 |
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Re: Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 28, 2007, 06:59)Beano is helpful...I went through a short time with some prescribed meds once, they seemed to strongly inhibit my digestive's systems abiltiy to process sugar, carbs and starches. It was a horrible time for me, I was afraid to eat anything without beano!
I'm better now and I'm safe to share an elevator with!
It would be an honor and a privilege to share an elevator with you, exhaust problems and all! If need be, I can rub some VICKS under my nose as some medical examiners do at crime scenes.
You are such a beautiful person that I cannot imagine a situation that would force me to leave your presence!
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| November 28, 2007, 07:34 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
A doctor once said, that everyone expels about a liter of gas a day. I did say about. And that's about the smell of it. 
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| November 29, 2007, 14:18 |
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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Merry F**kin' Xmas to You!!!!!!
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ November 29, 2007, 14:18)A doctor once said, that everyone expels about a liter of gas a day. I did say about. And that's about the smell of it.
I want to laugh BUTT 
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| November 29, 2007, 14:45 |
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