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How many dogs.......
....does it take to change a light bulb?
Another oldie but goodie 
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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| November 26, 2007, 09:48 |
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Re: How many dogs.......
Good one
I love your jokes
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| November 26, 2007, 20:04 |
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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: How many dogs.......
hehehehehe
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| November 26, 2007, 22:02 |
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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: How many dogs.......
LOL, thanks pook. Got e-mailed this many years ago and regretted not keeping it. The lab one is so true!
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| December 9, 2007, 16:00 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: How many dogs.......
I think I'd be the Golden retriever
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| December 9, 2007, 19:17 |
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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: How many dogs.......
Oops, sorry, I meant thanks Moon!
One more (I would say Pit Bull Terrier, but they are great dogs with the right home)
Poorly trained attack/fight dog: Oh the light went out! Let me see if I can take advantage of the situation. Chomp, Chomp, if I try long enough, inevitably I am going to get my teeth on something! 
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