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Do I look like........
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts.
"Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now?!!! Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine", the wife says.
Then the wife asks, "Could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
He replied, "Fix the fridge door?!!! Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
"Fine", she says.
Then she says, "Could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
He replied, "I am not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?!!! I don't think so!"
Then he said even more angrily, "I had enough of you! I'm going to the bar!"
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks up to the house he notices that the steps are fixed.
When he enters the house he sees that the hall light is working.
When he goes to get a beer our of the fridge, he notices that the door is fixed.
"Honey," he asks. "How did all this get fixed?"
"Well," she said. "When you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs. All I had to do was either bake him a cake or go to bed with him."
The husband asked, "So what kind of cake did you make him?"
She replied, "Hellooooo! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?!!! I don't think so!"
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| November 20, 2007, 18:54 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Do I look like........
heheheheheheh
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| November 21, 2007, 04:19 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Do I look like........
hee hee , just LOVED that one...... 
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| November 21, 2007, 07:36 |
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