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Some more southern charm
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
Only a Southerner knows exactly how long"directly" is,... as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck , a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines. And when we're "in line"... we talk to everybody!
Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
In the South, y'all is singular .... all y'all is plural
Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way.
And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin'to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
And for those who are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
Bless your hearts ... y'all have a blessed day.
  
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| November 20, 2007, 09:57 |
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Re: Some more southern charm
I love the part about waiting in line...it's true! Waiting in line is not an incovienience, or a reason to get outraged and annoyed...it's a chance to just chill, talk a bit with some local folk, and enjoy the moment!
The one about the grits...just makes me think of "My Cousin Vinny"
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| November 20, 2007, 11:50 |
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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Some more southern charm
In the northeast, you probably don't know your next door neighbor nevermind talk to everyone in line.
In the northeast they would run the little old lady off the road
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| November 21, 2007, 04:12 |
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ShadowSpirit69
70 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: Some more southern charm
I gotta tell ya'll a story of when my son was stationed in San Diego with the USMC..He was told by his buddies one day the he must be the workest person in the Corp...cause he was always "fixin" something.
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| November 21, 2007, 11:19 |
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