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Skinny dipping
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over,as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashiing to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're naked and we're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and yelled back, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the
alligator."
Old men can still think fast.
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| November 18, 2007, 16:55 |
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needyou4
63 / male
clarence ctr, New York, US
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Re: Skinny dipping
I hope the gator had his teeth in
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| November 18, 2007, 18:02 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Skinny dipping
Ouch! That would hurt!      
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| November 18, 2007, 20:14 |
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Re: Skinny dipping
haha! very smart!!
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| November 19, 2007, 08:59 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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| November 19, 2007, 21:07 |
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