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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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bar joke
Two not so bright guys want to go out drinking, but between the two of them they only have 2 dollars. So, the one has an idea. They go to a hot dog cart and buy a hot dog. He tells the other one, when I pull it out suck it. We'll get drunk for free. So they go to the first bar and each order a shot and a beer. The moment the drinks are in front of them, they guzzle them down. The bartender asks for payment and the one with the hotdog opens his zipper and the other one starts sucking on the hot dog. The bartender exclaims, "YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING" and throws them out. This persists all night long and endures many bars. It is now closing time for bars, the guys have been thrown out of the last bar where they can have a drink. As they are walking home, the one tells the other, "you know, I'm kind of hungry. Can I have the hotdog? The other tells him, shit, I lost that like five bars ago!
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| November 17, 2007, 18:39 |
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Re: bar joke
Now that's pretty darn funny, dammit!!!
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| November 17, 2007, 21:32 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: bar joke
Yup  , sick, but very funny
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| November 17, 2007, 21:39 |
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Re: bar joke
 My mouth actually dropped on that one. Ha.
Good one.
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| November 18, 2007, 11:36 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: bar joke
I'm dying here! Oh my!!!!!!    
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| November 18, 2007, 20:11 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: bar joke
Hey I just thought of something! Would you want to eat a hot dog after it had been coming in and out of someone's pants!
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| November 18, 2007, 20:15 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: bar joke
QUOTE (REALshedevil @ November 18, 2007, 20:15)
don't know, would ya 
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| November 19, 2007, 01:03 |
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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: bar joke
nice comments, lol. Personally I don't like hot dogs, I go more for kielbasi. LOL.
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| November 20, 2007, 11:28 |
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Re: bar joke
I'll never be able to eat a hot dog again without laughing!
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| November 20, 2007, 11:30 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: bar joke
Dammmmm, I'll never eat a hot dog again !!!!!!
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| November 21, 2007, 03:54 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: bar joke
QUOTE (REALshedevil @ November 18, 2007, 20:15)
Personally, not . Do you happen to know anyone who would
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| November 21, 2007, 03:56 |
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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: bar joke
eating a hot dog after it has been in someone's pants? I would have to check it first and be sure it didn't cum. Besides, having worked in restaurants I feel confident more than once some one else has, just not me. Again, I prefer kielbasi...it is bigger.
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| November 22, 2007, 17:08 |
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arealone
55 / male
somewhere, New Jersey, US
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Re: bar joke
LOL, I guess I went too far this time. No new posts. LOL, thinks he is making everyone wonder!
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| November 24, 2007, 05:29 |
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