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turkey fun
Why can't you take a turkey to church ? They use fowl language.
What kind of music did the pilgrims like? Plymouth rock
Why did they let the turkey join the band ? He has the drumsticks.
What side of the turkey has the most feathers ? The outside.
What are the feathers on a turkeys wings called ? Turkey feathers.
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building ? Yes, a building cannot jump at all.
If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Pilgrims.
If the pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age.
* May your stuffing be tasty
* May your turkey be plump
* May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump
* May your yams be delicious
* May your pies take the prize
* May your thanksgiving dinner * Stay off of your thighs
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| November 17, 2007, 17:01 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: turkey fun
Good one tiger, some jokes ar so sick they are just funny LOL
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| November 17, 2007, 21:22 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: turkey fun
Gotta love that one Tiger!    
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| November 18, 2007, 20:03 |
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