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Knowing which bra you want.
>A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store
>and said to the woman behind the counter, "I'd like to buy a Baptist bra for
>my wife, size 36B."
>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?"
>"Baptist," said the man. "She said get a Baptist bra, and that you'd know
>what she meant."
>"Ah yes, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't sell many of those.
>Mostly our customers want the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, or
>the Presbyterian type."
>Confused, the man asked, "What's the difference between them?"
>The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple ... the Catholic type
>supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the
>Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. Then there is the
>Baptist type."
>"What does that do?" asked the man.
>She replied, "It makes mountains out of mole hills."
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| October 31, 2004, 18:58 |
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Tease
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Knowing which bra you want.
Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, Thats what I need   
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| November 1, 2004, 18:55 |
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Re: Re: Knowing which bra you want.
QUOTE (Tease @ November 1, 2004, 18:55)
Or just maybe a set of friendly hands?
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| November 2, 2004, 05:29 |
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Tease
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Re: Re: Re: Knowing which bra you want.
QUOTE (hothands @ November 2, 2004, 05:29) QUOTE (Tease @ November 1, 2004, 18:55)
Or just maybe a set of friendly hands?
Really BIG hands 
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