Little Johnny was in his 2nd grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a
gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for
money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside
to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New York Yankees, but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
