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The Buffalo Theory...
In one epsiode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here it is, for your enjoyment:
"Well, you see Norm, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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| November 12, 2007, 09:48 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: The Buffalo Theory...
 That has brightened up my Monday.
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| November 12, 2007, 09:50 |
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Re: The Buffalo Theory...
thats great!
cheers! i feel smarter already!
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| November 12, 2007, 10:19 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: The Buffalo Theory...
And here I thought I was getting smarter because of age and wisdom. At least those years were good for something 
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| November 12, 2007, 14:00 |
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ShadowSpirit69
70 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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| November 14, 2007, 03:01 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Buffalo Theory...
Leave it to cliff.
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| November 14, 2007, 09:36 |
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