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Going the extra mile...........
I recently offered an early birthday present to be presented on our upcoming annual xmas trip to LAS VEGAS. I told her that she could pick out anything she wanted, within reason, while we were there. Little did I know she had a very disturbing choice in mind, at least from my point of view!
She went on line and purchased...........2 tickets to see BARRY MANILOW on our last night there!! God, why didn't she just kick me in the balls? BARRY f**kin' MANILOW????? F**k!!!! Why don't I just go ahead and have my gender reassignment surgery done today and get it over with? Maybe I'll run out and buy my rainbow bumper sticker and get my "I love BARRY" sweatshirt today?
I'm thinking maybe if I were to down say, 200 sleeping pills a few hours before the show, maybe my heart will stop beating just before he belts out "MANDY"! It'll just be my luck to actually live through the entire concert before expiring!
Happy freakin' holidays to me............. 
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| November 11, 2007, 10:11 |
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Re: Going the extra mile...........
Eh....I know you, I know you can be the ultimate gentleman and will accompany her, and make sure she enjoys her gift to the fullest and it'll have the heart and meaning that you intended it to be...
But hey, If I was looking at a night with Barry, I'd wanna rant off some steam too! Let it rip, VB!
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| November 11, 2007, 14:44 |
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Re: Re: Going the extra mile...........
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 11, 2007, 14:44)Eh....I know you, I know you can be the ultimate gentleman and will accompany her, and make sure she enjoys her gift to the fullest and it'll have the heart and meaning that you intended it to be...
But hey, If I was looking at a night with Barry, I'd wanna rant off some steam too! Let it rip, VB!
I knew there was another reason why I liked you, other than your looks! If I were not sure of my masculinity, I would wonder what team I play for. lol
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| November 11, 2007, 16:23 |
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Re: Re: Re: Going the extra mile...........
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ November 11, 2007, 16:23) QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 11, 2007, 14:44)Eh....I know you, I know you can be the ultimate gentleman and will accompany her, and make sure she enjoys her gift to the fullest and it'll have the heart and meaning that you intended it to be...
But hey, If I was looking at a night with Barry, I'd wanna rant off some steam too! Let it rip, VB!
I knew there was another reason why I liked you, other
than your looks! If I were not sure of my masculinity, I would wonder what team I play for. lol
Hell, I might just join the YANKEE fans on the ledge so we can all jump together, holding hands all the way to the pavement.......splattttttt 
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| November 11, 2007, 16:27 |
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Re: Going the extra mile...........
You might even enjoy the show...let us know how it goes.
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| November 11, 2007, 18:38 |
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Re: Re: Going the extra mile...........
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 11, 2007, 18:38)You might even enjoy the show...let us know how it goes.
I might....what? Enjoy watching a clearly effeminate "male" sing clearly gay songs? How am I supposed to enjoy a show like that? 
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| November 11, 2007, 19:46 |
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Re: Going the extra mile...........
I'm not a Barry fan either, but I'm like Chazzy, maybe you will enjoy the show. Who knows, maybe he will have some sexy ladies singing with him and you will forget all about him. And if that isn't the case, just try to enjoy the time you have with your wife.  
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| November 11, 2007, 19:52 |
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