 |
|
|
hey whats up
Bitch, bitch, bitch! Everybody whines because I don't feel the need to chat, take your orders, nor dance like a meat puppet for you while you pull the strings. I am a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but I am NOT a narcissist. I know what I look like, and I'm not impressed, so I DO NOT WATCH MY OWN CAM. This also means I have no clue what folks are saying to me nor about me in the chat window. But just so you'll know, I do want to clarify one thing: I don't do naked except for a bath...or maybe skinny dipping. If you were here in person and I was fucking you, I'd have my clothes on, maybe all of them, but I would at least be wearing my underwear. I get much more turned on my my underwear and prefer to see others in their underwear as well...especially OLD men in boxers. It's a fetish thing. Another thing...don't bother with the "friend request" stuff. If you don't have your picture in your profile, or broadcast with your face showing on a regular basis, it ain't gonna happen. Don't think you're going to teach me a lesson by saying jackass crap about me in the chat window, or chiding me for refusing to chat with you. Wise up! I'm not reading it, and "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Sorry, but I'm a jerk. Deal with it. One more thing. I fucking *** talkin' on the telephone. If you have my phone number and you see that I'm on cam, try to bear in mind that the only reason I'm on cam is 'cause I'm tryin' to get a nut. The last thing I want is a phone call while I'm floggin' the log. Don't call me unless you're callin' to say you'll be here in five minutes to suck my dick. I also want it made clear that I will do damned near anything you want for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly wife...for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly mother AND your ugly father...for enough money. I'll piss on you in church...for enough money. I'll wear a wedding dress and fuck myself up the butt with a beer bottle...for enough money. However, unless you're paying me, I'll do as I damned well please. Got it?
|
My Photos
|
About Me
LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand, Erotic Chat/E-Mail, Discreet Relationship, Swinging Couple or Partner, 1-on-1 Sex, Casual Encounters, Bondage & Discipline, Long Term Relationship, Other or Special Interest
LOCATION:
lidsborg, Kansas, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 52
SEEKING: Men
BODY TYPE: Prefer not to say
HEIGHT: Prefer not to say
WEIGHT: Prefer not to say
HAIR COLOR: Prefer not to say
RACE: Prefer not to say
PROFILE: Bitch, bitch, bitch! Everybody whines because I don't feel the need to chat, take your orders, nor dance like a meat puppet for you while you pull the strings. I am a voyeur and an exhibitionist, but I am NOT a narcissist. I know what I look like, and I'm not impressed, so I DO NOT WATCH MY OWN CAM. This also means I have no clue what folks are saying to me nor about me in the chat window. But just so you'll know, I do want to clarify one thing: I don't do naked except for a bath...or maybe skinny dipping. If you were here in person and I was fucking you, I'd have my clothes on, maybe all of them, but I would at least be wearing my underwear. I get much more turned on my my underwear and prefer to see others in their underwear as well...especially OLD men in boxers. It's a fetish thing. Another thing...don't bother with the "friend request" stuff. If you don't have your picture in your profile, or broadcast with your face showing on a regular basis, it ain't gonna happen. Don't think you're going to teach me a lesson by saying jackass crap about me in the chat window, or chiding me for refusing to chat with you. Wise up! I'm not reading it, and "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Sorry, but I'm a jerk. Deal with it. One more thing. I fucking *** talkin' on the telephone. If you have my phone number and you see that I'm on cam, try to bear in mind that the only reason I'm on cam is 'cause I'm tryin' to get a nut. The last thing I want is a phone call while I'm floggin' the log. Don't call me unless you're callin' to say you'll be here in five minutes to suck my dick. I also want it made clear that I will do damned near anything you want for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly wife...for enough money. I'll fuck your ugly mother AND your ugly father...for enough money. I'll piss on you in church...for enough money. I'll wear a wedding dress and fuck myself up the butt with a beer bottle...for enough money. However, unless you're paying me, I'll do as I damned well please. Got it?
|
Simular Profiles
34 y/o man in Topeka
49 y/o woman in Wichita
62 y/o man in Topeka
46 y/o man in Park City
31 y/o man in McLouth
31 y/o couple in Wichita
46 y/o couple in Ellis
40 y/o man in Concordia
31 y/o man in Olathe
68 y/o man in Kansas City
Newest Profiles
31 y/o man in Basingstoke
61 y/o woman in Morgantown
45 y/o woman in Townsend
51 y/o man in Puyallup
32 y/o man in Taylorsville
39 y/o man in Hickory
44 y/o man in Pearland
59 y/o man in Lafayette Hill
77 y/o man in columbus
40 y/o man in West Terre Haute
|
|
|
|
|
