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It's Only Kinky The First Time
We Are Looking For:
We are looking for one-legged midget strippers. The ones with ponies go to the front of the line... lol!
We are looking for some people to play around with. We are looking for a couples mainly, but the right single could be fun ,too!
We would like to start out the night with dinner, conversation, drinks, maybe a few adult games (naked wheelbarrow races, strip trivial pursuit, pin the tail on the...), and then... well, use the erotic part of your imagination ;)
If we do not get back to you right away, please bear with us... sometimes it can take a couple of days before everything settles down enough for us to get respond to emails together.
Description:
He describing her: She is a brown haired, blue eyed vixen who loves to be taken advantage of by men & women! She is passive bi, just realizing how much she loves a woman's touch... and tongue lol! She has a smoking hot Marilyn Monroe-esque body, absolutely gorgeous eyes, and a smile that will make you melt.
Her describing him: He's an asshole. LOL! Just kidding! He is laid back and relaxed, but can also be very aggressive when the time calls for it. He knows how to chill, but he knows how to party... and use his tongue. **giggles**
Together we are absolutely crazy. Think Beavis and Butthead meet Forrest Gump and Jenny or the Peanuts kids meet the South Park kids... .:D
We have been together for a year. We both have all of our teeth and excellent hygiene (sad that we need to point that out), and you must have the same (even worse that we have to point THAT out). We are into all kinds of things as far as music, outdoorsy stuff, movies, and being with friends. We are both very young at heart, have sarcastic personalities, and love to laugh, joke, and have fun.
She is passive bi (Doesn't mind receiving, but not a giver), and he is totally straight. If the male part of your couple is bi, that's fine, but don't expect any male/male play of any kind. He's not homophobic, he just knows its not his cup of tea.
Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
We have competed in the Swinger Olympics, but lost because we were too wrapped up having an orgy with the Swedish Team. We have tried Naked Tennis, but there are just some sports you NEED to wear a cup...
What else we'd like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn:
Light drinking is fine, but if you need to get hammered to have fun, we are not the couple for you. We are NOT cool with drugs, NOT 420 FRIENDLY, etc.
Due to our jobs and families being around, discretion is a must.
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand, Swinging Couple or Partner, Casual Encounters
LOCATION:
Knoxville, Tennessee, United States
GENDER: Couple
AGE: 40
SEEKING: Couples
BODY TYPE: Average
HEIGHT: 5' 5" (165 cm)
WEIGHT: 156 Lbs. (71 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Brown
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: We Are Looking For:
We are looking for one-legged midget strippers. The ones with ponies go to the front of the line... lol!
We are looking for some people to play around with. We are looking for a couples mainly, but the right single could be fun ,too!
We would like to start out the night with dinner, conversation, drinks, maybe a few adult games (naked wheelbarrow races, strip trivial pursuit, pin the tail on the...), and then... well, use the erotic part of your imagination ;)
If we do not get back to you right away, please bear with us... sometimes it can take a couple of days before everything settles down enough for us to get respond to emails together.
Description:
He describing her: She is a brown haired, blue eyed vixen who loves to be taken advantage of by men & women! She is passive bi, just realizing how much she loves a woman's touch... and tongue lol! She has a smoking hot Marilyn Monroe-esque body, absolutely gorgeous eyes, and a smile that will make you melt.
Her describing him: He's an asshole. LOL! Just kidding! He is laid back and relaxed, but can also be very aggressive when the time calls for it. He knows how to chill, but he knows how to party... and use his tongue. **giggles**
Together we are absolutely crazy. Think Beavis and Butthead meet Forrest Gump and Jenny or the Peanuts kids meet the South Park kids... .:D
We have been together for a year. We both have all of our teeth and excellent hygiene (sad that we need to point that out), and you must have the same (even worse that we have to point THAT out). We are into all kinds of things as far as music, outdoorsy stuff, movies, and being with friends. We are both very young at heart, have sarcastic personalities, and love to laugh, joke, and have fun.
She is passive bi (Doesn't mind receiving, but not a giver), and he is totally straight. If the male part of your couple is bi, that's fine, but don't expect any male/male play of any kind. He's not homophobic, he just knows its not his cup of tea.
Our fantasies and/or real experiences:
We have competed in the Swinger Olympics, but lost because we were too wrapped up having an orgy with the Swedish Team. We have tried Naked Tennis, but there are just some sports you NEED to wear a cup...
What else we'd like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn:
Light drinking is fine, but if you need to get hammered to have fun, we are not the couple for you. We are NOT cool with drugs, NOT 420 FRIENDLY, etc.
Due to our jobs and families being around, discretion is a must.
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