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Right this way.... Watch your step!
I'm seeking the one woman who will mean everything to me - a soul mate, if you believe in that sort of thing... If you think that maybe you could be her, read on...(I know there's a lot, but please read it all!! I took the time to write it after all...and I want you to know what you're getting yourself into if you decide to respond!!!!)
I'm romantic, UNPREDICTABLE, intelligent, and very funny (or so I'm told). People like me are rare, and definitely not for everyone. History shows that I’m best taken in small doses at first, until you develop a tolerance for me. Then you may safely increase the dosage until you find the level that’s right for you. Never drive or operate heavy machinery while under my influence. And, of course, don’t go in swimming for at least an hour after exposure to me. WARNING: With continued use, I can be habit-forming. If symptoms appear (such as daydreaming while at work, spontaneous laughter in an inappropriate setting because you just thought of something funny that I said, or insatiable sexual desire), increase the dosage, or discontinue use and consult your psychologist.
As for intelligence, I manage to hold my own. I attended Julliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Shepherd School. I also graduated with honors from the Brown Jug Bartending School in Anchorage Alaska. I was on a full scholarship to Dianne’s Exotic Lap Dancing Academy and was nearly certified and accepted as a member of Dianne’s Lap Dancing Organization (DILDO), but one of the other students ratted me out as a man, cross-dressing only to get into the class and check out the women. (Jealous bee-yotch... I could dance circles around her sequined little ass...) Narrowly avoided jail-time there, baby. Whew!!!
Career-wise, I guess I'm average. I'm a super-hero at night, and during the day I work as an Ass & Package Model for a large, very well known underwear company. I also work part-time as a sexual magician. (You're wondering how to interpret that, aren't you?) In my spare time (AKA: reality), I work for the U.S. Department of State (It's really not as prestigious as it sounds), and that's about all that I can divulge here. I'm sure you understand, it's one of those cases where I could tell you, but then...
OK, here we go with the important stuff now...The girl for me: Must have a pulse and all standard-issue body parts and appendages, or you won’t be able to keep up with me. Must have average to above-average intelligence, or you won’t understand me. Must have a great sense of humor, or you won’t appreciate me. Must be adventurous, curious, and active, or you won’t like me. Must not be frigid, bitter, or cruel, or I won’t like you.
You must be able to tolerate my often-annoying sense of humor and playfulness. You must like who you are and believe that you deserve a good man in your life, that you deserve to be treated well, and that you deserve happiness. You must not mind that I look 28-30, and sometimes act 17.
You must be wise enough to understand that happiness must be sought or created and that no one is going to walk up and hand it to you - it takes effort.
You must not mind that sometimes, I will watch in total amazement as you do normal, ordinary, everyday things like eat or put on make-up, as if I am seeing a beautiful woman for the first time. This is just the way I am – when I love with all my heart, you’ll always seem new and exciting to me.
**This next one is important, so pay attention here!**
You must be able to love with no reservation - to launch yourself wholly into romance with absolute recklessness and risk the pain of loss for the chance that you may find the happiness that you've been dreaming about for so long.
If this describes you, then by all means write to me. I'm here. Waiting for you...
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LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand, Erotic Chat/E-Mail, Discreet Relationship, Swinging Couple or Partner, 1-on-1 Sex, Casual Encounters, Bondage & Discipline, Long Term Relationship, Other or Special Interest
LOCATION:
Goodview, Virginia, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 55
SEEKING: Women
BODY TYPE: Average
HEIGHT: 5' 11" (180 cm)
WEIGHT: 186 Lbs. (85 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Brown
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: I'm seeking the one woman who will mean everything to me - a soul mate, if you believe in that sort of thing... If you think that maybe you could be her, read on...(I know there's a lot, but please read it all!! I took the time to write it after all...and I want you to know what you're getting yourself into if you decide to respond!!!!)
I'm romantic, UNPREDICTABLE, intelligent, and very funny (or so I'm told). People like me are rare, and definitely not for everyone. History shows that I’m best taken in small doses at first, until you develop a tolerance for me. Then you may safely increase the dosage until you find the level that’s right for you. Never drive or operate heavy machinery while under my influence. And, of course, don’t go in swimming for at least an hour after exposure to me. WARNING: With continued use, I can be habit-forming. If symptoms appear (such as daydreaming while at work, spontaneous laughter in an inappropriate setting because you just thought of something funny that I said, or insatiable sexual desire), increase the dosage, or discontinue use and consult your psychologist.
As for intelligence, I manage to hold my own. I attended Julliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Shepherd School. I also graduated with honors from the Brown Jug Bartending School in Anchorage Alaska. I was on a full scholarship to Dianne’s Exotic Lap Dancing Academy and was nearly certified and accepted as a member of Dianne’s Lap Dancing Organization (DILDO), but one of the other students ratted me out as a man, cross-dressing only to get into the class and check out the women. (Jealous bee-yotch... I could dance circles around her sequined little ass...) Narrowly avoided jail-time there, baby. Whew!!!
Career-wise, I guess I'm average. I'm a super-hero at night, and during the day I work as an Ass & Package Model for a large, very well known underwear company. I also work part-time as a sexual magician. (You're wondering how to interpret that, aren't you?) In my spare time (AKA: reality), I work for the U.S. Department of State (It's really not as prestigious as it sounds), and that's about all that I can divulge here. I'm sure you understand, it's one of those cases where I could tell you, but then...
OK, here we go with the important stuff now...The girl for me: Must have a pulse and all standard-issue body parts and appendages, or you won’t be able to keep up with me. Must have average to above-average intelligence, or you won’t understand me. Must have a great sense of humor, or you won’t appreciate me. Must be adventurous, curious, and active, or you won’t like me. Must not be frigid, bitter, or cruel, or I won’t like you.
You must be able to tolerate my often-annoying sense of humor and playfulness. You must like who you are and believe that you deserve a good man in your life, that you deserve to be treated well, and that you deserve happiness. You must not mind that I look 28-30, and sometimes act 17.
You must be wise enough to understand that happiness must be sought or created and that no one is going to walk up and hand it to you - it takes effort.
You must not mind that sometimes, I will watch in total amazement as you do normal, ordinary, everyday things like eat or put on make-up, as if I am seeing a beautiful woman for the first time. This is just the way I am – when I love with all my heart, you’ll always seem new and exciting to me.
**This next one is important, so pay attention here!**
You must be able to love with no reservation - to launch yourself wholly into romance with absolute recklessness and risk the pain of loss for the chance that you may find the happiness that you've been dreaming about for so long.
If this describes you, then by all means write to me. I'm here. Waiting for you...
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