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Have you ever wanted ...
to say, "Let's cut the crap and get down to it?" Life is short and should be enjoyed. Somewhere out there there is a match for you and a match for me. We just have to find that person. If you have run one of these ads or responded to one, you have probably found that there is a high rate of illiteracy or self-delusion on the part of the respondents or the person placing the ad. Why? Do they not understand what height and weight proportionate means? It doesn't mean that your waist matches you height. A misleading physical description cannot be made up for in personality, wealth, designer clothing, expensive jewelry, foreign made cars or the promise of ... Nor does LTR mean one night stand. If a one-night stand is what one wants, then say so. Don't do it under the guise of something other than what it is. If eating Prozac like they were Tic Tacs is part of the daily routine, it probably indicates that there IS some type of problem. This is usually considered by most normal (subjective term) people not to be normal behavior. If you have ever been referred to as that nasty "c" word that women hate, you may as well stop reading now. This person has zero tolerance for that. If you absolutely despise happy people or anything that resembles happiness, you too, can stop reading. Now about me: This is what I am not: I am not rich, I do not have a job with an impressive title that will impress your friends and family, I do not wear designer clothing, I wear moderately priced clothing. I don't own a cell phone. And I don't eat meat. Here is what I am: I'm a simple guy that absolutely loves peanut butter sandwiches, frozen pizzas, M&Ms, Pop Tarts, Taco Bell, cigarettes, a shot of Absolut on the rocks, sex, virtually anything that can be microwaved, renting movies, (although I do not watch television) writing, tanning, going to junk stores, going to expensive stores looking at things I'd never buy even if I could afford them, continuing my education, computer stuff, reading, rolling up in a ball on the sofa or floor with my woman and whispering in her ear things she can only hear from me, and being 38 and knowing I've been blessed with looking much younger. You: If you are not illiterate, delusional, eating Prozac like Tic Tacs, status motivated, your girth doesn't match your height, and people actually like being around you, then a pic and a short note would be nice. Your age doesn't matter. Your attitude, integrity,
and ability to giggle at most of what you've just read does. I'm waiting ... I'm waiting for just one response. That's it. By the way, I happen to like shopping at Target and Wal-Mart and I'll admit it too.
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand
LOCATION:
Danbury, Connecticut, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 53
SEEKING: Women
BODY TYPE: Athletic
HEIGHT: 5' 8" (173 cm)
WEIGHT: 180 Lbs. (82 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Brown
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: to say, "Let's cut the crap and get down to it?" Life is short and should be enjoyed. Somewhere out there there is a match for you and a match for me. We just have to find that person. If you have run one of these ads or responded to one, you have probably found that there is a high rate of illiteracy or self-delusion on the part of the respondents or the person placing the ad. Why? Do they not understand what height and weight proportionate means? It doesn't mean that your waist matches you height. A misleading physical description cannot be made up for in personality, wealth, designer clothing, expensive jewelry, foreign made cars or the promise of ... Nor does LTR mean one night stand. If a one-night stand is what one wants, then say so. Don't do it under the guise of something other than what it is. If eating Prozac like they were Tic Tacs is part of the daily routine, it probably indicates that there IS some type of problem. This is usually considered by most normal (subjective term) people not to be normal behavior. If you have ever been referred to as that nasty "c" word that women hate, you may as well stop reading now. This person has zero tolerance for that. If you absolutely despise happy people or anything that resembles happiness, you too, can stop reading. Now about me: This is what I am not: I am not rich, I do not have a job with an impressive title that will impress your friends and family, I do not wear designer clothing, I wear moderately priced clothing. I don't own a cell phone. And I don't eat meat. Here is what I am: I'm a simple guy that absolutely loves peanut butter sandwiches, frozen pizzas, M&Ms, Pop Tarts, Taco Bell, cigarettes, a shot of Absolut on the rocks, sex, virtually anything that can be microwaved, renting movies, (although I do not watch television) writing, tanning, going to junk stores, going to expensive stores looking at things I'd never buy even if I could afford them, continuing my education, computer stuff, reading, rolling up in a ball on the sofa or floor with my woman and whispering in her ear things she can only hear from me, and being 38 and knowing I've been blessed with looking much younger. You: If you are not illiterate, delusional, eating Prozac like Tic Tacs, status motivated, your girth doesn't match your height, and people actually like being around you, then a pic and a short note would be nice. Your age doesn't matter. Your attitude, integrity,
and ability to giggle at most of what you've just read does. I'm waiting ... I'm waiting for just one response. That's it. By the way, I happen to like shopping at Target and Wal-Mart and I'll admit it too.
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