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Chicago male looking for lighting
Chicago male, registered PPE (Profesional Pussy Eater), graduated at the top of my class!, Oh you don't believe me, well that's is a challenge I accept! Contact me.
Have lots more pics I can send you.
I gurrantee I can make you laugh and smile.
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand, Erotic Chat/E-Mail, Discreet Relationship, Swinging Couple or Partner, 1-on-1 Sex, Casual Encounters, Bondage & Discipline, Long Term Relationship, Other or Special Interest
LOCATION:
Chicago, Illinois, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 65
SEEKING: Women, Couples
BODY TYPE: Slim
HEIGHT: 6' 1" (185 cm)
WEIGHT: 184 Lbs. (84 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Gray
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: Chicago male, registered PPE (Profesional Pussy Eater), graduated at the top of my class!, Oh you don't believe me, well that's is a challenge I accept! Contact me.
Have lots more pics I can send you.
I gurrantee I can make you laugh and smile.
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.
She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.
"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!
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