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**SwM iso SwF in Northern NJ for LTR**
I'm very easy to get along with, & I've been told that I have a very good sense of humor to go with that, as well. I'm kind, caring, polite, & I do believe in chivalry. I respect women, & women's feelings, & I take that very seriously, as well. I love to joke around, & love to make others laugh. My sense of humor is best described as whimsical, & one of Satire. I've reached many, many people through humor, & it's who I am, & what I'm about, on a lot of occasions.
**Profession** On 06/07/04, I'm getting into the new field of Web Design. I'm a avaiation artist, but are getting into a new line of work for myself, so I'm going to need someone who's going to offer me the support that I will need from a caring partner, to help me pass the course.
**Cleanliness** hon please ... be clean. I hate a lack of cleanliness from a women I'm trying to date. It's nasty, & a major turnoff. Have respect enough for yerself, to the point that you don't smell, or you'll find yerself alone. It's a very basic skill, anybody understands the concept of picking up a bar of saop, & rubb'n it on ya'self. Use an antibacterial soap; that works better than a plain soap. Moisturizing soaps don't get rid of odors ... Antibacterial soaps do, OK? Don't gross me out, please. There's no excuse to stink, like yer raise in a barn full'a dirty horses.
**Male friends** I'm by no means a jealous man, but ... I respectfully request that you do not brag to me about every single male friend that you have, or call me up juss to tell me that you're going on a dinner date with that prospective male friend. It's obnoxious, a major turnoff, & not nice. Not only that, but there's really no need to tell me that, under the guise of "being honest." There's "honest," & then there's 'too honest,' OK? Try to like ... judge. Just as you want me to respect your feelings & cater to what you want me to do, you will deal with me, with the same respect, or you & I have nothing to talk about.
**I LOVE bare female feet.** It's a major turn-on for me, & I'm hoping that you don't mind that. Also, I'm into mutual masturbation. It's safe, & you can't catch anything deadly from it, like HIV.
**You must be D&D free.** That's the way it is, hon ... no exceptions, OK? Prescription drugs are fine if you take them, but nothing illicit, & NO deadly diseases, as in AIDS, or HIV. I'm sorry, but I'm too afraid to contract those.
**Location** I appreciate your contacting me, to get to know me better. With that said, you'll either be from the area of NJ, PA, NY-NYC, CT, or Delaware. I'm sorry, but anywhere else, is simply unrealistic, & too far away. If yer from Russia, Katmandu, CA, China, New Zealand ... It's all the same thing. TOO FAR. B 4 REAL.
**Emotional Stability** We all have problems, & issues. Also referred to as "baggage." I am the type of man who will be by your side through thick & thin. BUT ... on our first date constantly get'n into yer 'X,' ... yack'n bout' what you're 'not gonna do for me,' & then slip'n into a wacky crying fit .. hon? -- Be stable. I sum it up in those to words, OK? -- BE STABLE. If you feel that yer unable to handle the loads of a relationship, then get help for yourself first, then contact me, OK? I'm not looking for what I described, I'm not looking for 'male haters,' & I'm not looking for a ride like that. Been there, done that. Be stable.
**Contact** I appreciate your time, & I look forward to hearing back from you, at your earliest convenience. To that end, I may not be able to contact you through this site, so please don't forget to leave your contact data, in an email to me, OK? Thank you once again, for your time.
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: Long Term Relationship
LOCATION:
South Orange, New Jersey, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 50
SEEKING: Women
BODY TYPE: Average
HEIGHT: 5' 11" (180 cm)
WEIGHT: 236 Lbs. (107 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Black
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: I'm very easy to get along with, & I've been told that I have a very good sense of humor to go with that, as well. I'm kind, caring, polite, & I do believe in chivalry. I respect women, & women's feelings, & I take that very seriously, as well. I love to joke around, & love to make others laugh. My sense of humor is best described as whimsical, & one of Satire. I've reached many, many people through humor, & it's who I am, & what I'm about, on a lot of occasions.
**Profession** On 06/07/04, I'm getting into the new field of Web Design. I'm a avaiation artist, but are getting into a new line of work for myself, so I'm going to need someone who's going to offer me the support that I will need from a caring partner, to help me pass the course.
**Cleanliness** hon please ... be clean. I hate a lack of cleanliness from a women I'm trying to date. It's nasty, & a major turnoff. Have respect enough for yerself, to the point that you don't smell, or you'll find yerself alone. It's a very basic skill, anybody understands the concept of picking up a bar of saop, & rubb'n it on ya'self. Use an antibacterial soap; that works better than a plain soap. Moisturizing soaps don't get rid of odors ... Antibacterial soaps do, OK? Don't gross me out, please. There's no excuse to stink, like yer raise in a barn full'a dirty horses.
**Male friends** I'm by no means a jealous man, but ... I respectfully request that you do not brag to me about every single male friend that you have, or call me up juss to tell me that you're going on a dinner date with that prospective male friend. It's obnoxious, a major turnoff, & not nice. Not only that, but there's really no need to tell me that, under the guise of "being honest." There's "honest," & then there's 'too honest,' OK? Try to like ... judge. Just as you want me to respect your feelings & cater to what you want me to do, you will deal with me, with the same respect, or you & I have nothing to talk about.
**I LOVE bare female feet.** It's a major turn-on for me, & I'm hoping that you don't mind that. Also, I'm into mutual masturbation. It's safe, & you can't catch anything deadly from it, like HIV.
**You must be D&D free.** That's the way it is, hon ... no exceptions, OK? Prescription drugs are fine if you take them, but nothing illicit, & NO deadly diseases, as in AIDS, or HIV. I'm sorry, but I'm too afraid to contract those.
**Location** I appreciate your contacting me, to get to know me better. With that said, you'll either be from the area of NJ, PA, NY-NYC, CT, or Delaware. I'm sorry, but anywhere else, is simply unrealistic, & too far away. If yer from Russia, Katmandu, CA, China, New Zealand ... It's all the same thing. TOO FAR. B 4 REAL.
**Emotional Stability** We all have problems, & issues. Also referred to as "baggage." I am the type of man who will be by your side through thick & thin. BUT ... on our first date constantly get'n into yer 'X,' ... yack'n bout' what you're 'not gonna do for me,' & then slip'n into a wacky crying fit .. hon? -- Be stable. I sum it up in those to words, OK? -- BE STABLE. If you feel that yer unable to handle the loads of a relationship, then get help for yourself first, then contact me, OK? I'm not looking for what I described, I'm not looking for 'male haters,' & I'm not looking for a ride like that. Been there, done that. Be stable.
**Contact** I appreciate your time, & I look forward to hearing back from you, at your earliest convenience. To that end, I may not be able to contact you through this site, so please don't forget to leave your contact data, in an email to me, OK? Thank you once again, for your time.
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